Maddie, 19, cat lover.



kitties in the litterbox

Hail Mary, forgive me
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fagome:

are you gonna kiss me or do i have to lie to my diary

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windspray:

if you’re reading this that means you’re following me congratulations on doing one right thing in your life

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abbavevo:

i love australian news

The BBC projects Ireland will reject its independence.
What’s wrong with that statement

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No one has congratulated me on losing thirty pounds
Assholes

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  • partner: you be the teacher ill be the student ;)
  • me: okay
  • me: write an essay on whether theatre architecture of a particular period always reflects that period's culture. i want it on my desk by monday
  • partner: oh no but... thats such a hard essay... is there anything i can do for extra credit? ;)
  • me: no
  • partner: but professor.... surely then i could... persuade you to extend the deadline...? ;)
  • me: no
  • partner: so... what do you want, professor?? ;)))
  • me: an essay on whether theatre architecture of a particular period always reflects that period's culture. on my desk. by monday

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HOW TO COOK THE CORRECT AMOUNT OF PASTA:

sarcastic-sanity:

1. Pour out how much you think you need.

2. Wrong.

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  • gurlfriend: happy fathers day
  • bf: but im not a dad
  • gf: :)

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nialllhoran:

WHY ARE PHONES GETTING BIGGER WHEN GIRLS STILL BARELY HAVE POCKETS IN THEIR PANTS

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lmaoalien:

does anybody else get anxiety and wanna curl up into a ball and cry when you think about school starting up?

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